Client Policy

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It’s simple. We only work with clients that are cool.

So here are a few points that we would like to reiterate just to show where our values lie.

  • Women should have a choice over their own bodies and reproductive rights. Women’s rights are human rights.
  • LGBTQA+ rights are human rights.
  • Respecting someone’s pronouns is a basic human decency.
  • Gun laws should be very very very strict (especially in the US).
  • Children should be able to go to school without worry for their safety.
  • People (and animals and plants) should not be trafficked.
  • Endangered animals (and plants) should be protected.
  • The environment should be conserved and protected.
  • Human activity have exacerbated pollution to the level that climate change is an existential threat to humans.
  • Every government should provide free medical care for everyone.
  • Every government should constantly be working to improve education.
  • Police should deescalate situations.
  • Police should value and protect human lives.
  • Police do not need military level fire power.
  • Police should be policed fairly. No one is above the law.
  • The 45th president of the United States lost the 2020 election, is a treasonous liar, and should be prosecuted. No one is above the law.
  • Sexism is bad.
  • Ableism is bad.
  • Racism is bad.
  • Fascism is bad.
  • Genocide is bad.
  • Understanding Critical Race Theory is important.
  • The intolerable should not be tolerated.
  • Vaccines save and have saved countless human lives.
  • Wearing a mask during a pandemic of an airborne disease is the bare minimum we can do to help slow the spread.
  • Church and state should be separate.
  • Science changes because science learns new things; it’s not a monolithic truth, it’s the pursuit of it. It can’t answer everything, but it’s the best we’ve got in understanding the universe.
  • Workers need to be paid a livable wage as well as provided basic rights such as paid days off, mental health days, and maternity/paternity leave.
  • Everyone should be able to live their lives peacefully and pursue happiness as long as it’s not harming others.

To us, none of the above points are questionable or even worthy of a meaningful debate in any sense as they are either blatantly obvious, or just the bare minimum that we think should be provided and adhered to in a modern humane progressive society. We might have missed some, but you get the idea.

If any of the points above “trigger” you because it goes against your (definitely) “conservative,” bigoted, selfish, and evil views of the world, we decline your business. You’re not cool.

Simply put, if you’re cool, we’re cool. If you’re not cool, then we aren’t cool with you either.

We know that we are on the right side of history on this, and we do not tolerate intolerance.

Major Neon